These are the kind of definitions I'd like to see in a medical dictionary.
Artery................The study of paintings.
Benign................What you do after you be eight.
Bacteria..............Back door to a cafeteria.
Barium................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan..............Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her.
Coma..................A punctuation mark.
Dilate................To live long.
Enema.................Not a friend.
Fester................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula................A small lie.
Hangnail..............What you hang your coat on.
Impotent..............Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pains...........Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.
Morbid................A higher offer than I bid.
nitrates..............Cheaper than day rates.
Node..................I knew it.
Pelvis................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative........A letter carrier.
Rectum................Darn near killed him.
Seizure...............Roman emperor.
Tablet................A small table.
Tumor.................More than one.
Urine.................Opposite of you're out.
Varicose..............Near by
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