Tuesday, October 30, 2007
A Vision
I didn't understand the vision and asked the Lord to reveal to me what He meant by it. This scripture came to mind "I will give you treasures of darkness, riches stored in secret places..." Isaiah 45:3 and I knew what God was trying to tell me was that He would give me the ability to see the beauty in people that others would just assume are throw aways.
God sees the true treasure that you are in the darkness. You may not see yourself that way but He does and when He brings you out into the light everyone will see it.
I want to see people with His eyes and treasure what He treasures. I think that is what made Mother Teresa the kind of person she was but then she was only walking in the footsteps of Jesus who loved the unlovely.
Friday, October 26, 2007
In Praise of Good Husbands
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker,
but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't
even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he
was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks
around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices
a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red
with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in
lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get
groceries! to m ake you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M. , drunk and out of your
mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and
then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when
you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such
perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is
on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . .. PRICELESS
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Irresistable
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Target Practice
Every time I am offended or hurt
or feel sorry for myself
I know what has been the target
carefully aimed at by God…my pride.
After every arrow has been plucked out
I see better what You were centering on.
Pride is blind to its own existence.
The pain I feel after these lessons is to realize
that pride in me has always been Your target.
The pain I feel is there to wake me up to its presence.
You have been aiming at a hot-air balloon
because pride is full of itself.
Deflate me till I hit the ground of reality!
DISCIPLINE
We look to God for pleasure but deny His hands bring pain.
How can pride without pain? Hos. 6:1
We look to God to build us up but deny He tears us down.
How can He add to a faulty structure? Ps. 127:1
We look to God for fruitfulness but deny He will cut.
How can fruit come without pruning? Jn. 15:1,2
THE SOURCE
There is a love that is deeper
than the one emotions can flame.
It finds its source in its loved one
whether in desert or rain.
It goes beyond the surface of feeling
down into the deepest commitment.
Here the hail
cannot disturb its sweet contentment.
Friday, October 12, 2007
All Natural
I wish I was better at taking wildlife photography.
The Shot I Took
I like capturing wildlife in a more contemplative
relaxed state but doe a deer is easy
to get on film compared with...
The Shot I Wish I Took
a polar bear catching the rays and getting a tan.
The Shot I Took
If you are going to check out an ice flow....
The Shot I Wish I Took
then check out the ice flow.
Wildlife photographers are amazing because they are patient and can wait for the perfect shot. The lighting, setting and animals must all be caught in their most natural state. To find a sleeping polar bear, a penguin ready to make beautiful music and another to be wearing the right accessories is just awe inspiring...I mean, think of the odds of that happening! It must be astronomical!
Monday, October 8, 2007
The Incredible Edible Egg
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Drink your medicine
"A cheerful heart is good medicine," Prov. 17:22 says so consider this your spoonful for the day!
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
Steve Allen
Henny Youngman
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
Red Skelton
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Bob Hope
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield